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Detective Mr. Dick

"IN DICK WE TRUST"

About Mister Dick

When the world gets more absurd by the minute — he shows up. Alone. Eyeless. A legend. Mr. Dick looks at the chaos and says: “Something’s off. Or maybe everything’s exactly right — which is even worse.”
Follow the Dick.

Mr. Dick with magnifying glass, looping expression in noir-style art

A man with no face.
A detective with no license.
But he’s got a magnifying glass — and sometimes, that’s all it takes. He’s digging for truth in every dumb corner of the world. The story we didn’t ask for… but got anyway.
Mr. Dick is on the case.

He’s got questions for this world.
But the world’s got no answers.
Mr. Dick lights his pipe when the truth starts burning. Follow him — it’s only getting more absurd from here.

Mr. Dick thinking and smoking a pipe, lost in absurd thoughts
Mr. Dick holding a revolver, ready to shut down dumb takes with logic

Mr. Dick doesn’t shoot to kill —
he shoots to shut dumb takes down.
No face. No mercy. Just cold, hard logic in a six-shot revolver.
If your argument is weak… run.

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Roadmap

  • Phase 1 – May 2025: Launch of the official website. Socials go live. Teaser drops begin. Absurdity officially unleashed.
  • Phase 2 – June 2025: Genesis NFT Collection launches on Magic Eden. 1,000 absurd faces go public. First mints, early collector perks, and community hype takes off.
  • Phase 3 – July 2025: Second NFT wave hits. New collectibles drop into the growing Mr. Dickverse. Private auctions, limited comic previews, and experimental mint formats.
  • Phase 4 – September 2025: $MRDICK launches on Solana. Token utility begins. Airdrops, staking, and meme-powered mechanics roll out. Learn more.
  • Phase 5 – October 2025: Major DEX listings for $MRDICK. Meme influencers jump in. Twitter/X raids ignite. Community lore gets deeper and weirder.
  • Phase 6 – November 2025: Second major NFT drop: Mr. Dick: Case Files. Comic-panel NFTs go live. Community begins voting on storylines through DAO.
  • Phase 7 – December 2025: Meme bounties. DAO staking. Secret lore unlocked for holders. Utility expands across NFTs and tokens — the Dickverse gets real.
  • Phase 8 – Q1 2026: Development starts on Mr. Dick: The Game — an interactive, absurdist detective game with NFT roles, puzzles, and community-crafted chaos. Learn more.
  • Phase 9 – Q2 2026: Alpha launch of Mr. Dick: The Game for NFT holders. Rare skins, token-gated missions, and early access to the weirdest game Web3 has seen.
  • Ongoing – The Absurdverse Grows: Quarterly game updates. Lore expansions. New missions. DAO votes shape future cases, drops, and madness.
  • Ongoing – Every 100 Days: 10 new comic NFTs arrive with exclusive stories, Easter eggs, and detective lore. Collected. Minted. Worshipped.

Why Hold Mr. Dick?

  • 🕵️ Priority Access to Future Mints: Holders get early access to every upcoming drop — from new NFT collections to rare detective case files and secret DAO perks.
  • 🎨 Genesis Prestige: Owning a Genesis NFT puts you at the top of the chain — exclusive airdrops, collector badges, and OG rewards forever.
  • 💰 Power of $MRDICK: Stake NFTs to earn $MRDICK tokens, unlock classified content, vote on absurd storylines, and influence the world of Mr. Dick from within.
  • 🧠 Community-Driven Chaos: Join the DAO, vote on the next wild arc, and help shape this detective noirverse. Your voice matters (kinda).
  • 🎮 In-Game Utility: NFTs become tools in Mr. Dick: The Game. Use them to unlock rare skins, token boosts, hidden missions, and clue-hunting mayhem.
  • 📖 Comic Drop Cycles: Every 100 days, we drop new absurd comic NFTs. Get access first, uncover hidden lore, and flex your detective collection.
  • 🔥 Meme Fuel: We're not just making NFTs — we’re building a meme-powered brand. The bigger the absurdity, the louder the impact.
  • 🤝 Web3 Collaborations: Strategic partnerships, crossover events, and meme ops with other projects will keep Mr. Dick center stage.
  • 📦 Long-Term Holder Perks: Expect airdrops, merch, VIP access, IRL events, mystery missions, and utility that evolves with the project.

Minting This June

The Genesis Collection of Detective Mr. Dick is creeping onto Magic Eden. 1,000 noir-drenched NFTs. 10 absurd expressions. One faceless legend.

The countdown has begun. Follow us on Twitter/X and jump into Discord — you won’t want to miss what’s coming.

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FAQ – Frequently Absurd Questions

A detective? A meme? A faceless force against internet stupidity? Yes. All of the above. Mr. Dick is a chaotic good wrapped in noir gold.

The first mint goes live on June 21, 2025 via Magic Eden. Follow our Twitter/X and Discord to catch drops, limited auctions, and future collections.

$MRDICK launches in September 2025. You can earn it by holding NFTs, staking, completing absurd quests, and surviving our meme raids.

Of course. Mr. Dick doesn’t just shoot in the dark — scroll up to see the full detective plan and how deep the absurdity goes.

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