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Meet the Dick Dynasty

The absurd brains behind the chaos

πŸ§” Father Dick – Lead Developer

Gave birth to the bug that became a feature. Coded Mr. Dick's DNA in a night of rage and Red Bull. Rumors say she once debugged a toaster. Favorite IDE: her mind. She types faster than light and commits directly to your soul. Learn more.

πŸ‘©β€πŸ”§ Mother Dick – Meme Marketing Overlord

Born in a meme lab, raised by hashtags. He once launched a campaign using only .gifs and solved a PR crisis with a Shrek meme. His KPIs? Laughter, confusion, and virality. If you're confused, he’s winning. Learn more.

🎨 The Phantom Artists – Freelance Shadows

No names. No faces. Just pixels and noir. These anonymous creatives operate from the shadows, crafting Mr. Dick’s absurd universe with suspiciously good style. Are they one person? A collective? AI hallucinations? We don't ask β€” we just mint. Their brushstrokes whisper secrets. Their files arrive at midnight.